A woman’s ‘monthly curse’ doesn’t necessarily refer to me.
A titmouse is not a device used to search for internet porn.
Oxymoron is not a stupid bovine.
‘Pissing contest’ is an expression, not an actual event.
Channel surfing does not involve a boogie board and a European body of water.
Himalaya is not an Italian pimp’s work order.
Liposuction has nothing to do with lips.
A Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program is not viable because they would be compelled to answer the door.
Early to bed and early to rise sucks.
Catatonic: 1 jigger tonic water, 2 jiggers cat.
Horticulture is not a “My Fair Lady”-type transformation of a ‘working girl.’
With friends like you, who needs enemas?
While I’m uncertain if money can buy happiness, I’m positive that it can rent it.